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Welcome to www.WhateverYouNeed.biz, The headquarters of Whatever You Need! LLC
General Whatever You Need's Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Do you work weekends or evenings? A: Constantly.
Q: How much lead time to you usually need to schedule something? A: It varies, depending on our current workload. Sometimes we need a few days and sometimes we need a few hours.
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When will my Whatever You Need! gift
certificate expire? A: Never. Q: I lost my gift certificate – What should I do? A: We keep track of all of the gift certificates and coupons that we issue. If you call or E-mail us, we can look up the details and credit your account appropriately. Q: What is bonding? A: Imagine this unlikely scenario: You hire a Whatever You Need! Assistant and they somehow cause $100,000.00 worth of damage to your house. Fast forward to when the courts order that Assistant to reimburse you for that $100,000.00 … Umm … Honestly, we don’t typically have that kind of cash kicking around. So we pay an annual fee to an insurance-like company that has agreed to pay for such damages that we are found guilty of. They would then arrange a system of repayment between their company and ours … The end product: Our clients can be assured that if we are found guilty of causing major damage, they will be repaid in full by the bonding agency … and the bonding agency will arm wrestle whoever was found guilty to get their money back over time. Q: Why is your website address a .biz and not a .com? A: Somebody bought WhateverYouNeed.com and “parked” it, hoping that an eager website creator would come along and pay $500 to use it. We felt like being cheap, so we reluctantly settled for the available but far less popular .biz. This sacrifice was actually a blessing in disguise because, thanks to some ingenious advertising, some folks even call us Whatever You Need Dot Biz.
Q: Why did I receive a bill for $0.00? A: At the end of each month, we mail statements to every client whose account had any activity in that month. So if you make a payment, leveling your account balance to $0.00, you’ll get a bill from us for $0.00 at the end of that month. It’s our way of confirming the last month of transactions with you. Q: Does Whatever You Need! mark up the cost of supplies or landfill fees? A: Nope. We’ll bill you exactly what we spend on your behalf. Most of the time, we even mail copies of receipts with our monthly bills. Seriously, we only charge for our time. Q: What is the craziest request that someone has made? A: Oh boy. We hear it all – illegal drugs, impossible deadlines, medical procedures, legal advice, free stuff, promiscuous activity, emergencies, theft, intimidation – the list goes on, but we steer clear of anything risky or unlawful. Q: I need a million dollars – can you get that for me? A: Actually, yes we can. It'll cost you $3,000,000.00 and will take us thirteen years, though.
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